"That it works as well as it does at times is no mean feat, but, lacking a strong raison d’etre besides giving us a nibble of history and a few baubles of mirth, this interloper’s reign looks set to be short-lived and immemorable."
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“It’s telling that the funniest moments in the show come when Murray and Giedroyc are allowed to just improvise.No script could dull their sparkle, even when ’The Crown Jewels’ elsewhere struggles to shine.”
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“ ‘The Crown Jewels’ often feels like a pantomime for grown-ups...it is hard to envisage what the future could be for ‘The Crown Jewels’ as the writing is so specific to its cast. This silly, smutty and star-studded comedy is certainly a fun and flirty night at the theatre.”
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With a star-studded cast, and some performers multi-roling throughout, it has the potential to be a great show – but isn’t polished enough to sparkle like the aforementioned jewels. The main issue with the production is the script. The plot feels forgotten about at times, there is a lack of wittiness, and jokes are sometimes crass and crude, but in an entirely predictable way – the humour, unfortunately, feels tired very quickly.
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“the two hour running time (including interval) has about twenty minutes of story. The rest of this ‘heist’ is an excruciatingly unfunny exercise in making the audience feel slightly less resentful at having paid money for an experience akin to being tortured in the Tower of London”
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“Murray and Giedroyc’s performances are funny because they are funny people. But those performances are not in service to any wider purpose, because there isn’t one here.”
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“Nye is attempting, it seems, to write a Restoration comedy, its language and humour accurate to the time. But Foley directs it like a contemporary farce. The two approaches are worlds apart, and the humour gets lost in the middle.”
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“What a mess. The stately music of Purcell pours from speakers before the curtain rises but decorum goes out of the window once Simon Nye’s woeful attempt at rekindling the spirit of Restoration comedy starts.”
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